[Dun duh duh DAAAAA!!! It has arrived! I made it long to make up for the belatedness]

‘Uhh...that’s okay, I’m fine watching for know. Observing. Not...getting served.” I stammered. That was all I got out before Chalan’s [also unshod] foot came out of nowhere and acquainted itself with my forehead. Little stars danced around my vision, and I heard Chalan say disappointedly. ‘That won’t do at all.’ And then I saw his foot. Again. Really close. This time though, I had the sense to...

"Well we had better get going then."
"Going to where?"  I said as I followed him deeper into the forest.
After walking through what seemed like miles of trees, and hearing for the hundredth time how great it is that the archer is finally here I was about ready to kill myself.  Just as I was going to fling myself off the nearest cliff, we came into a large clearing.  It was full of elven looking people practicing various forms of fighting.  Anyone here could rip me to shreds without even trying,...